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Crazy bastards on kijiji

Post by mr x » Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:30 pm

The key is to keep it very warm with little fluctuation in temperature. 27C to 30C is perfect.
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Post by LiverDance » Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:47 pm

Should we start a group buy for this? :lol:
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Post by jason.loxton » Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:59 pm

Anyone try one of these? I bought one of these a few years back, but shook the bottle up far too much before trying (it was an after thought after a long night of real beer) and ended up dumping it. It can't see any reason they should be any worse than Brewhouse or Festabrew (assuming the wort's alright), and for the inept they should be better (no hygiene steps), assuming that they are crash cooled and poured *very carefully*.

That said, think I'll stick with the all grain and leave the "Co-op" to the newbies. : )

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Post by akr71 » Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:04 pm

Good to see they at least say what it is up front now... last spring I say it on kijiji and it said "Moncton Craft Beer Lover's Coop" I thought someone was trying to put together a group buy for craft beer from LCBO or SAQ. I emailed them, they sent me their Mister Beer speil.

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Post by jason.loxton » Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:05 pm

As an aside, pretty smart marketing: create a distribution network through the combination of a pyramid program and tupperware style get together parties.
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Post by mr x » Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:14 pm

akr71 wrote:I told them to get me the fuck off their email list and that if they thought Mister Beer qualified as "Craft" Beer, they were morons.
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Yeah jason, the first thing I thought was multi-level marketing. The LHBS tells me he sells a lot of these in the prepackaged 2 litre bottles. I am slightly intrigued about the caps. If the wort is unfermented, it must be relieving pressure once you drop in the yeast...? :geek:
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Post by jason.loxton » Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:16 pm

This was actually the brand I tried to make. Apparently, it would have turned out drinkable: http://www.fermentarium.com/homebrewing ... ttle-brew/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

(Could be a good segway into homebrewing... Like Mr. Beer machines.)

Mr x: yeah, the cap is pretty cool. It has a built in valve that keeps pressure down to carbonation levels.

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Post by mr x » Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:20 pm

I can see where those could come in handy.
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Post by Jmac00 » Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:23 pm

what's wrong?? you guys don't like my kijiji ads?? :)

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Post by mr x » Wed Mar 23, 2011 9:44 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by mr x » Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:21 pm

Love their new ad:
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Fucking retards.
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Post by derekmac » Thu Mar 24, 2011 8:09 pm

The caps look like the one that I acquired with the sodastream system. Here's the earlier thread: viewtopic.php?f=3&t=232&p=1709&hilit=sodastream#p1709" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; I have a handful of caps, and a lot of broken or incomplete parts. Does anyone know if the caps would fit the regulator thingy I have with the co2 cylinder?

I sent the kijiji poster an email (through their website).

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