A thread for random crap on the internet

[mr x]

lmfao....sweet!!

[mr x]

avril lavigne's ex-husband is turning into John Belushi.

[dexter]

A quote from wife

Who would have thought that the ugly bastard from nickelback would be th better of the two!

[mr x]

Chinese farmer jailed for making a rubber alien
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... alien.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Shortly after he proudly posted photographs of his alien on the internet, he was arrested by the police for five days for "fabrications" that "disturbed the public order".

Mr Li was forced to admit that he had indeed sought to use his model, held together with chicken wire and glue, to mislead his fellow Chinese about the existence of celestial creatures.

[mr x]

Manitoba Wendy’s outlet axes nine-patty ‘T-Rex’ cheeseburger, ‘for obvious reasons’

http://life.nationalpost.com/2013/06/14 ... s-reasons/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

The $21.99 burger started out as a joke ad in Sports Illustrated nine years ago, but customers came in asking for the real thing. The restaurant obliged and started selling two to three giant burgers a day.

Weighing in at around a whopping 3,000 calories, the T. Rex burger had more calories than most people consume in a day. To the dismay of dietitians, it also contained roughly 200 grams of fat — triple the daily allowance — and an eye-watering 6,000 milligrams of sodium, enough to last the average adult four days.

[Jimmy]

Nash burger ain't got nothin' on that

[mr x]

That guy three posts up is Jones'n for one...

[jeffsmith]

That guy three posts up is Jones'n for one...

[mr x]

Pakistan hates gays but love 'shemale sex' and 'man f***ing man' porn searches
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/internatio ... RAbXc43w4O" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Pakistan -- a global leader in intolerance towards homosexuals -- leads the world in Google searches for gay pornography, according to an analysis of search terms published by Mother Jones.

The study found the Islamic republic is the world leader by volume of searches form the terms "shemale sex," "teen anal sex," and "man f***ing man," while it ranks second in searches for the term "gay sex pics."

The term "shemale sex" was most-searched for in the city of Peshwar, a conservative Islamic stronghold that has become a frontline in the war on terror.

In a survey of 39 countries worldwide, the Pew Research Center asked the question, "Should society accept homosexuality?"

In the United States and Western Europe the answer was a resounding "yes," but wallowing at the bottom of the countries surveyed was Pakistan where only 2% of those surveyed answered in the affirmative making the predominantly Muslim nation one of the least tolerant countries on Earth, according to Mother Jones.

"Religious extremism is at a height today," said Farahnaz Ispahan, an expert in Pakistani minorities at the Woodrow Wilson International Center for Scholars and a former member of Pakistan's parliament.

"Hindus are being forced to convert, Christians are being burned alive—there's very little personal safety for those seen as 'the other.'" Ispahan said while trying to explain Pakistan's odd relationship with homosexuality and gay porn.

"So what do [gay Pakistanis] do? They turn to pornography because they can't live their lives openly."

Part of the reason why gay Pakistanis can't live openly is because gay sex is illegal and can be punished with a lengthy jail sentence.

[mr x]

Jacking down a skyscraper.
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/18/scien ... .html?_r=0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[mr x]

So you've dug up a dead body on your property. Don't fucking tell anybody.

400-year-old skeleton of aboriginal woman found in Sarnia backyard costs couple $5,000

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http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2013 ... _5000.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

A Sarnia couple who set out to build a fence dug up more than they bargained for recently when they unearthed a 400-year-old skeleton and got stuck with a $5,000 bill from the province.

The archeological misadventure began two weeks ago when Ken Campbell came across some bones while digging post holes in their backyard.

He put them aside, thinking they must have belonged to an animal. The following week, his wife, Nicole Sauve, asked about the bones, which sat unceremoniously atop a bucket of earth

“I said, ‘They’re not animal bones, Ken. Let’s dig some more and see what we can find,’ ”she said.

What they found was the rest of the skeleton of an aboriginal woman.

The OPP, who taped off the couple’s backyard, called in forensic anthropologist Michael Spence to examine the site.

Spence told the Star that the skeleton was that of a woman who was about 24 years old when she died, probably in the late 1500s or early 1600s.

The condition of her teeth led him to suspect she was part of hunting, gathering and fishing society.

The couple lives by the Blue Water Bridge, an area that once was the centre of an Ojibwa trade network. Spence said the woman is probably a descendant of those merchants.

After Spence determined there was no recent foul play involved, the Registrar of Cemeteries was contacted. They told Sauve she had to hire an archeologist to conduct an assessment in her backyard — at her own expense.

Under Ontario’s Funeral, Burial and Cremation Services Act, property owners are responsible for the costs of an archeological assessment if human remains are found on their land.

Sauve, whose final bill is for $5,000, has appealed to the mayor of Sarnia to pay the archeologist. She’s steadfast in her belief that it doesn’t matter what level of government steps in to pay, as long as she doesn’t have to.

“I did the right thing by her . . . and this is what’s happening,” she said.

Sauve said she’s heard that people from the nearby Aamjiwnaang First Nation are raising money to pay the bill, but they haven’t approached her directly. No one from the band council office was available Friday to confirm those efforts.

Bob Bailey, the MPP for the area, saw her story in the local newspaper and his staff did some research into the couple’s predicament. He found out that Sauve can make a request to the Registrar of Cemeteries to determine if paying for the excavation would be considered an “undue financial burden.” The registrar will then either reimburse her or pay the bill directly.

Bailey said he has spoken to the minister of consumer services (the Funeral, Burial and Cremation Services Act falls under her purview) and her staff, and intends to make sure Sauve won’t have to pay.

Sauve originally wanted to keep the skeleton of the woman — whom she named Sephira, after her granddaughter — where she was, but found out her land would have to be re-surveyed and another deed issued stating there’s a cemetery on the land.

She reluctantly agreed to have the bones disinterred and reinterred at the cemetery on the Aamjiwnaang First Nation. The woman is likely distantly related to the residents of the reserve nearby.

They performed a traditional ceremony at her house when they first found the bones, and then again after they moved her. The cemetery has a space specially designated for repatriated remains, where the skeleton now rests.

Sauve said people have been telling her that if they end up in a similar situation, they won’t alert authorities and risk having to fork over the cash to pay the bill.

“That is awful,” she said. “God forbid you have a murder victim, and you cover them up. Never will that person be brought home; never will their family have closure.”

[mr x]

True random crap.

U.S Congressman says he's anti-abortion because he believes fetuses masturbate
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/c ... 1s3HfQFRvK" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

"Watch a sonogram of a 15-week baby, and they have movements that are purposeful," Burgess said. "They stroke their face. If they're a male baby, they may have their hand between their legs. If they feel pleasure, why is it so hard to think that they could feel pain?"

[sleepyjamie]

Invisible dicks

https://www.google.ca/search?um=1&hl=en ... KLyOgPyLQk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[dexter]

That's like the salt shaker joke! Lol

[derek]

OMG! Atlantic Ocean to Disappear in 200 Million Years?

So little time left!

[mr x]

Alaska man feeds black bear barbecue meat, gets mauled for dessert
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... -1.1376606" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Beer, barbecue and black bears are never a good mix.

An Alaska man learned that the hard way this weekend when he threw a hungry bear a piece of barbecued meat — only to be mauled by the same bear.

"He'd been drinking," Alaska State Trooper spokeswoman Beth Ipsen told the Anchorage Daily News of the man.

The unidentified man was at a picnic Saturday at Eklutna Lake when he took off on a bike ride through the picturesque recreation area north of Anchorage. When he stumbled upon a black bear, the man tossed it some meat. The bear gobbled it down, and when the man offered another piece, "That's when it kind of went ballistic," Ipsen told the newspaper.

[mr x]

[LeafMan66_67]

Perhaps Cap'n Crunch was just a puppet for the real leader - the shifty leprechaun from Lucky Charms!

[Tim Gregory]

Just some random minor league baseball story, but the team has the best name ever.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-l ... 00081.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[GAM]

Now I want a hat.

Sandy

[mr x]

The Incarceration Epidemic
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archi ... ic/277056/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

The U.S. incarceration rate has more than quadrupled since 1980. It's now the highest in the world, just ahead of Russia and Rwanda. It is estimated that approximately 2.3 million Americans are now behind bars. This is about one-fourth of all the incarcerated people on Earth, though the U.S. represents only one-twentieth of the world's population.

Unreal

[Tim Gregory]

I saw something on the news a few days ago about a new seseme street character whose father is in jail. They introduced him because he represents a major portion of the population of American children because 1 in 28 children in the US has a parent in jail.

[mr x]

For some reason I want to try these...
http://www.latimes.com/features/food/da ... 7473.story" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[mr x]

Man Has 140 lb Testicles Removed...Considered Selling on Ebay

http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013 ... ng-on-Ebay" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

... they became swollen after a bizarre incident by which he squashed them while sleeping.

[mr x]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... yNQJplaVa4" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Lionel Ritchie beer ad.