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Post by Keggermeister » Sun Dec 07, 2014 9:21 pm

That has divorce written all over it!

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Post by mumblecrunch » Sun Dec 07, 2014 9:30 pm

Keggermeister wrote:That has divorce written all over it!
Divorce is the absolute best case scenario. More likely is a coroner's report beginning, "Barely visible from the road..."

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Post by chalmers » Sun Dec 07, 2014 10:39 pm

Omg, I could not stop laughing at that. Well played. May explain why I don't have kids...

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Post by Becky » Tue Dec 30, 2014 6:27 am

:lol:
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Post by Jimmy » Sun Jan 25, 2015 3:27 pm

I just chopped this from facebook.

Buddy in NL comments on a wanted post for himself..says "See you Monday morn !!!!!" and the cops respond "We're open 24/7/365" :lol:

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Post by LeafMan66_67 » Wed Jan 28, 2015 2:49 pm

This is probably why a lot of people think poorly about plow drivers ...

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Post by the-mailman » Thu Feb 19, 2015 11:23 am

So that's what cat's are up to at night.
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Post by LiverDance » Wed Apr 01, 2015 1:23 pm

Seems like my kind of school... :lol:

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"Twenty years ago — a time, by the way, that hops such as Simcoe and Citra were already being developed, but weren’t about to find immediate popularity — there wasn’t a brewer on earth who would have gone to the annual Hop Growers of American convention and said, “I’m going to have a beer that we make 4,000 barrels of, one time a year. It flies off the shelf at damn near $20 a six-pack, and you know what it smells like? It smells like your cat ate your weed and then pissed in the Christmas tree.” - Bell’s Brewery Director of Operations John Mallet on the scent of their popular Hopslam.

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Rate the obnoxiousness of this image
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Post by mikeorr » Fri May 08, 2015 12:03 pm

Now this is an awesome product idea :spilly:

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Post by the-mailman » Thu Jun 04, 2015 6:24 pm

Funny, I wonder where I can get one.
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Post by the-mailman » Mon Jun 22, 2015 9:42 am

Came across this list of unique wine and beer names. One is even from NS.

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Post by mikeorr » Thu Aug 13, 2015 3:14 pm

From here lol
Bud Light expands successful Rita franchise and places brewers on suicide watch

ST. LOUIS, August 13, 2015

The Bud Light Lime Ritas franchise is growing.

Building off the success of the Lime-A-Rita, Straw-Ber-Rita, Mang-O-Rita, and Raz-Ber-Rita, Bud Light has announced a forthcoming Pineapple-Rita, the newest bold flavour in the lineup of Bud Light’s refreshing beer cocktails.

The brand anticipates continued success with the launch of Pineapple-Rita, which is an 8% ABV flavoured malt beverage blending all the exciting refreshment of Bud Light Lime with the taste of pineapple.

In anticipation of the production of large volumes of Pineapple-Rita, Bud Light has also announced that they have placed their brewmasters on round the clock suicide watch.

“Lime-A-Rita and Straw-Ber-Rita are two of our most successful innovations to-date. They allowed us to introduce Bud Light into occasions it hadn’t traditionally played in, and we want to continue to build new markets for our brand,” said Jason Pendegrass, Vice President of Marketing, Bud Light. “In order to do that, we need to make sure that the people we’ve hired to make beer don’t try to harm themselves as the products we’re asking them to make continue to move further and further afield of what might traditionally be called ‘beer.'”

In order to do that, Bud Light has placed their talented Ritas Brewers under intensive monitoring, has limited their access to sharp objects, and has undertaken measures to ensure that their brewers can come to work without shoelaces or belts.

“We’ve hired these people to make beer because that’s what they are good at and that’s what they love to do,” Pendegrass says. “Now that we are increasingly asking them to produce a bastardized mockery of the beverage that they love, we don’t want them distracted with thoughts of a self-harm.”

Bud Light is confident that no brewers will actually take steps to mercifully end their own existence, nor is it likely they’d leave the brand to pursue other interests given the generous salary Bud Light is capable of offering, but Pendegrass says there are contingencies to ensure the continued growth of the brand.

“Even if they did all off themselves,” he said, “I’m sure we could just pay some illegals to dump a bunch of frozen fruit or concentrated sugar and dye into a vat of Bud Light Ultra. Same shit.”

The Rita franchise has become one of the most successful new innovations in the beer industry, representing the top brands in the Flavoured Malt Beverage sector. Bud Light has indicated they are looking forward to a bright future that includes Blue-Ber-Rita, Kiwi-Rita, Kumquat-a-Rita, and an as-yet-unnamed collaboration with Axe Body Spray.

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Post by mikeorr » Thu Aug 20, 2015 7:15 pm

What's your Real Ale Name?

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Groom's Vintage Cock Chaser?


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Post by GAM » Thu Aug 20, 2015 8:13 pm

Squire's Old Goat Fancier!

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Post by jeffsmith » Thu Aug 20, 2015 8:44 pm

Weaver's Pale Cow Lifter!

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