Random Questions

[GuingesRock]

Here's mine:

Why don't things fall up when you drop them?

I know! that whole going down thing can be annoying. We should have a Brewnosers get together and drop helium balloons, or duck down in a breeze. Might be therapeutic, then have a pint or two and discuss the experience.

[Keith]

Here's mine:

Why don't things fall up when you drop them?

I know! that whole going down thing can be annoying. We should have a Brewnosers get together and drop helium balloons, or duck down in a breeze. Might be therapeutic, then have a pint or two and discuss the experience.

You know those meds are for the patients right.

[GuingesRock]

[jtmwhyte]

Did a confused home buyer ever buy condoms by mistake?

[GuingesRock]

Yeah, it happens all the time. That's why the housing market is so bad.

[GuingesRock]

your thread is the socratic philosophy to my thread's verbal diarrhea

carry on my wayward son

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[bluenose]

Why does broken glass taste like blood?

[GuingesRock]

On what web site have you seen this gif before?

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[RossBee]

Released my third skunk out of our live traps in as many days. Didn't smell anything like skunky beer, misnomer??!??

[Keith]

On what web site have you seen this gif before?

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Brewnosers.org

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[RossBee]

So I poured hot coffee out of my thermos today. This summer I had cold beer in it.

The thermos keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!!


HOW DOES IT KNOW??

[GuingesRock]

That's a very tricky one. Those Chinese are very clever you know.

Edit: I just Googled. They have beer and coffee sensors in them. Put half coffee and half beer in and it confuses the sensors and it won’t keep anything hot or cold. They can also stop your beer going flat or coffee getting fizzy.

[Bluefin 774]

Why do we drive on a "parkway" but park on a "driveway" ?

I will have a beer and ponder this.......

[the-mailman]

Never put off for today something you could to tomorrow.
Cause if you do it today and like it you can do it again tomorrow.

Have I had too much beer?

[GuingesRock]

Never put off for today something you could to tomorrow.
Cause if you do it today and like it you can do it again tomorrow.

Have I had too much beer?

No, you haven't, that's great! The first line might be a bit wonky (wrong way around), but you could always blame it on your phone like Keith does.

[GuingesRock]

Is there such a thing as having too much beer?

Having beer too quickly might be a thing.

[GuingesRock]

Why the home in "home brewer". What's the point of the home in home brewer? Is there a "home" anything else. A "home chef", a "home computer technician", a "home software engineer", a "home furniture maker", a "home mechanic"?

Some of the best brewers brew from home. Let's get rid of home, or change it to "brewery livers" so the house is the brewery that you live in.

[jtmwhyte]

Is there such a thing as bad beer? I have never encountered a beer that someone didn't like

[GuingesRock]

Good point, inmates ferment rotting potatoes in prisons and enjoy it.

[GAM]

Home wrecker, home invasion, home boy!!!

Had to do it.

[LeafMan66_67]

Home wrecker, home invasion, home boy!!!

Had to do it.

Home grown ...